Dating
  • If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you. — Carmen Electra

  • Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. — Scott Adams

  • Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain. — Mae West