Pets
  • Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. — Jerry Seinfeld

  • Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. — Orhan Pamuk

  • Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. — Quentin Tarantino

  • Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. — Max Eastman

  • Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. — Ann Landers

  • Hounds follow those who feed them. — Otto von Bismarck

  • I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand. — Robert Brault

  • I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. — Abraham Lincoln

  • I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. — Jarod Kintz

  • I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me. — Mark Twain

  • I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — Winston Churchill

  • I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it. — Kirsty Gallacher

  • I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.— William H. Macy

  • If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. — Woodrow Wilson

  • If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. — James Herriot